WE’RE JUST GOING to come right out and say it.

BBQ Beef Hula Hoops AKA Brown Hoops are the best Hula Hoops of them all.

Original? Get out of there. Salt & vinegar? No way, José. Cheese & onion? Absolutely not.

These flavours might be the original trio, but they are to Brown Hoops what the rest of the Jackson 5 were to Michael Jackson: shadow lurkers.

They all pale in comparison to glorious Brown Hoops

*bows down to the greatness of brown hoops*

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They’re always there for you. Whether you’re hungover…

(Can of coke + BBQ Beef Hula Hoops = excellent hangover cure)

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Or just feeling peckish

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Did we mention they are an ace sandwich filling?

Here’s a sandwich recipe for you to bookmark now.

Even cats love them.

And, as any cat owner will tell you, cats are very fussy eaters.

Heartbreak = when your Mam buys a six-pack of Hula Hoops in the supermarket… and there’s no brown ones inside

Giphy Giphy

In short, Brown Hoops = king

Nothing can top their brown, meaty goodness. (Also, props to them for making the word “brown” seem appetising. Not an easy feat.)

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Beautiful.